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The Organization, MediaNovember 7, 2007 11:13 am

I’m not even sure what to say about this. I suppose it’s funny because no one got hurt. No one I wouldn’t eat, anyway. If this happened to me though I’d really have to re-think my views on karma.

Cow falls from sky, barely misses couple
MANSON, Wash. — A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren’t killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson. The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

Media, The CEO is irritated.October 16, 2007 8:59 pm

I read the headline five times thinking it was from the Onion. Nope. Yahoo news:

As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch
NAJAF, Iraq — At what’s believed to be the world’s largest cemetery, where Shiite Muslims aspire to be buried and millions already have been, business isn’t good. A drop in violence around Iraq has cut burials in the huge Wadi al Salam cemetery here by at least one-third in the past six months, and that’s cut the pay of thousands of workers who make their living digging graves, washing corpses or selling burial shrouds.

Things over there are really going to hell all right. Next thing you know the last remaining Iraqi baby-crutch factory will be forced to cut back to only one shift.

The Organization, MediaFebruary 9, 2007 1:03 pm

The Jr. VP insists on watching the news every night when we get home, and yells “news!” “news!” until I turn on the TV. He is two years old.

Media, The CEOJanuary 17, 2007 7:03 pm

Dear Tracy,

Thank you for selecting the Marge suit for tonight’s broadcast. The CEO appreciates it.

Also, I’m sorry if the Kjel.org StormTeam coverage has been competing with KGW; please know it’s nothing personal.

Thanks again, and give my best to Zaffino,

The CEO

The Organization, MediaJanuary 9, 2007 10:33 am

I need to rush home today and stock up on some survival supplies (beer and diet coke) since Winter Holocaust 2007 is fast approaching. And it better be approaching, since I’ve already promised the Jr VP some time in the snow. You don’t want to make the boy cry again, do you Zaffino?

Media, The CEO is irritated.January 3, 2007 4:40 pm

Check out this story in today’s Oregonian about some kid in Hillsboro who went mental and pointed a gun at a cop during a traffic stop. He was shot by that cop, regrettably but rightfully so.

Excerpt from the article; bold text is mine:

HILLSBORO — Washington County sheriff’s investigators say a 14-year-old boy who was shot by a deputy had taken his father’s high-velocity semiautomatic rifle out of an unlocked gun safe, loaded it with steel-cased, full metal jacket bullets and sped off in the family car late Monday after everyone else was in bed. . . . Scruggs did not fire his rifle, but O’Connell said it was loaded with ammunition that would “easily pierce a police vest.” Thompson added that such a round fired from a high-velocity SKS “would go through a car. O’Connell said Scruggs and his father had gone target shooting with the weapon in the past week. ”

Let’s break down some of the language here:

The article describes the SKS as a “High-velocity semiautomatic rifle“. An interesting description. In another, more accurate description, the SKS is a carbine firing an intermediate-strength round.

Describing the rounds as “steel cased“, while meant by the writer I think to impart that those rounds mean business, actually means that they are cheap plinking ammo, likely Wolf brand (among the cheapest, since they use steel cases instead of brass). This seems likely since the story mentions that the kid and his father had recently gone target shooting.

Full metal jacket” is the basic, default style of bullet used by the countries who are signatories to the Hague Convention, which, among other things, bans the military use of expanding ammunition. It would be worth noting the bullet type only if the kid had something different than a full metal jacket. This is why the CEO uses hollowpoints when he is out wacking evil zombie spuds: they’re much more destructive than full metal jacket rounds.

Any bullet fired by any centerfire rifle on the rack at Big-5 would “easily pierce a police vest” or “go through a car“.

I’ll give the writer the benefit of the doubt and assume she is not some knee-jerk antigun nut. In fact, it may be safe to assume that the writer knows and cares little about about guns or this gun in particular and is just parroting quotes from the the police spokesman in her story. So why would the cops be trying so hard to demonize this specific gun and kid? What might the Washington County Sheriffs Dept be feeling a little sensitive about? What might make them feel the need to play up the amount of danger in the already dangerous situation, perhaps to then justify pumping some number of rounds into the suspect? Oh yeah:

Monday night’s incident was the third in the past five months in which Washington County sheriff’s deputies shot someone. Lukus Glenn, 18, died Sept. 16 after two deputies shot him eight times when he threatened them, himself and his family with a knife outside his Tigard home. Jordan Case, 20, died Oct. 21 after a sheriff’s deputy shot him when he broke into a neighbor’s Tualatin apartment, then ran to a patrol car and tried to grab a gun.

This one at least looks pretty justified, but come on guys, you’re trying too hard here. It sounds like the facts are on your side here, so spare us the hyperbole: playing up the situation makes it look like you’ve got something to hide. . .

Media, The CEODecember 12, 2006 5:54 pm

A story somewhere in the national media very soon: Oregon: Deadliest State in the Lower 48. You doubt? Stay with me here. . .

Recent national Oregon stories: James Kim and family get lost near Grants Pass; James doesn’t make it out. Three climbers get stuck in a blizzard on Mt. Hood; looking pretty bad right now for those guys. If they don’t make it off the mountain, some “pundit” somewhere (back east, most likely) will see these two stories and write something about the Wild West out here, and how Something Must Be Done. Doesn’t help that at least one of the climbers is a NYC attorney . . .

The Organization, MediaNovember 27, 2006 1:40 pm

I am hoping for 24 hour coverage from the local stations:

PORTLAND, Ore. - An early winter blast of light snow moved into the Northwest Monday as temperatures dropped and higher elevations saw light accumulations of snow. Snow fell at lower elevations but was not sticking to well-traveled roadways Monday morning. ODOT cameras showed snow falling at many busy intersections and highways, but it was not sticking to most roads. In outlying areas where the snow was heavier and temperatures colder, schools closed or were delayed, and police were kept busy with traffic problems and stranded motorists. The snow level is expected to remain low through the day on Monday in the Portland area with temperatures remaining in the 30s or low 40s most places, including the coast.

Winter blast? No snow actually stuck on the ground. What will the news call it if we actually get 6 inches of snow? Winter Holocaust 2006? Ice Armageddon ‘07? I hope it does snow a bit this year: the boy would play in the white stuff until his hands and feet have frostbite, and even then probably won’t want to stop.

Media, The CEO is irritated.September 7, 2006 10:43 am

Why the hell am I just now hearing about this? Was it reported when it happened? Was I out of town, or super busy, or perhaps on a several day bender during that particular news cycle? It seems like this would have been a big deal.

Arson investigators are asking the public to review a surveillance video taken on a TriMet bus last November to see if anyone recognizes a man shown planting a pipe bomb and getting off the bus. The man, with straight dark hair and a mustache, was wearing a hooded gray zip-up jacket, bluejeans and white gym shoes. He was carrying a gym bag slung over his shoulder. He boarded an eastbound bus at 11:16 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 27 on West Burnside Street at Southwest Ninth Avenue. The video shows him reaching into his gym bag and taking out a cylinder, which was later identified as a pipe bomb. The man planted the bomb and left the bus. The bomb was discovered several hours later during a routine sweep of the bus. It did not explode.

The guy in the video doesn’t really look like anyone known to the CEO, which is nice I suppose. Any of you recognize him?

The Organization, MediaJune 1, 2006 12:36 pm

Tracy was wearing her Marge Simpson dress again. I got a picture this time:

The Organization, MediaMay 12, 2006 1:08 pm

The Chief Educator can correct me if I am wrong, but this sort of thing would go over just fine at a public school, right?

Teacher accused of playing strip poker during camping trip
COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho - A Lake City Junior Academy teacher has been suspended and could be fired after being accused of playing strip poker with several boys during a recent camping trip. Principal Twila Brown reported the incident that allegedly occurred during a camping trip trip late last month on Hayden Lake. Brown says teacher Andy Armstrong of Coeur d’Alene was immediately suspended from the private Christian school.

The Organization, Media, The CEO is irritated.May 4, 2006 2:49 pm

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.” Emerson in Self-Reliance. I hate it when people try to justify their own idiocy by trotting out a famous quote, but hopefully Emerson is right here, since he provides me with a position to fall back on after this: I realized this morning that I don’t like it when the Jr. VP watches TV. He’s got years to enjoy TV, but perhaps a 1.5 year old shouldn’t yet become accustomed to it. I’m sorry TV, I still love you. It’s me, not you. It’s beyond my control.

The Organization, MediaApril 18, 2006 12:25 pm

Point:

Police survey finds Salem residents feel safe in their city
SALEM, Ore. - A new survey by Salem police indicates that most Salem residents feel safe in the city, but the survey also found that people want more police patrols and better drug enforcement. The police survey found that only one in five Salem residents felt that crime is widespread.

Counterpoint:

Resident Fights Off Home Invasion Suspects
SALEM, Ore. - Salem police are looking for two suspects involved in a home invasion robbery attempt that reportedly included an exchange of gunfire between the intended victim and four suspects. Police say when they arrived at the Salem home, two of the suspects were being held by an off-duty police officer who works for the city of Turner. Police did not say if the suspects were being held at gunpoint. Investigators say three men and one woman tried to force their way into a home on South Waln Creek Court in Salem Monday night around 8:30 p.m.

The Organization, Media, The CEOApril 7, 2006 3:57 pm

How in the hell am I supposed to understand this story if KOIN doesn’t provide pictures?

The Organization, Media, The CEOMarch 31, 2006 11:08 am

The CEO has nerdish tendencies that must be kept in check. Allow me to illustrate:

I got excited the other night because Tracy Barry, of KGW news here in town, was wearing a suit (a Chanel?) that looked as if it exactly matched the suit Marge wore in the country-club episode.

It doesn’t take much to get the CEO excited about certain nerdly things. Worrisome. And if that was an homage to Marge by Tracy, well, she’s got herself a new fan.

Music, The Organization, MediaMarch 22, 2006 3:28 pm

I knew it. Chef wouldn’t willingly abandon the South Park boys; his exit from the show is actually a plot by the L. Ron Hubbard clones. Fox’s lawyers won’t let Roger Friedman say it, but that’s obviously what it is:

Isaac Hayes did not quit “South Park.” My sources say that someone quit it for him. I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion. It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on “South Park,” would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.
. . .
Friends in Memphis tell me that Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified.“Isaac’s been concentrating on his recuperation for the last two and a half, three months,” a close friend told me. Hayes did not suffer paralysis, but the mild stroke may have affected his speech and his memory. He’s been having home therapy since it happened. That certainly begs the question of who issued the statement that Hayes was quitting “South Park” now because it mocked Scientology four months ago. If it wasn’t Hayes, then who would have done such a thing?

Please don’t sue me.

The Organization, Media, The CEOFebruary 18, 2006 3:44 pm

If I ever need a liver transplant, I plan to steal the organ from one of this guy’s kids. Obviously a genetically superior individual:

According to the criminal complaints, Zahn was stopped at 11:07 a.m. on Aug. 20, 2005, on Highway A/I, four-tenths of a mile south of Short Road, after Dodge County deputies had received reports of an erratic driver. After the deputy stopped Zahn, whose vehicle matched the description, he told the deputy he was on his way to his residence on Highway CP. According to the complaint, Zahn was confused about where he was and insisted he was on Highway KP.

No field sobriety tests were performed, and according to the complaint, Zahn told the deputy, “I’m drunk, why do them?” When the deputy searched Zahn’s vehicle, he found a pig in the backseat, an empty fifth of vodka, an unopened 12-pack of beer and an insulated cup. A blood test showed Zahn had a blood alcohol concentration of .299.

Mr. Zahn, keep at least one of your kids off the sauce. With that sort of heroic liver (isn’t .299 fatal for most people? I know I went into a coma for two weeks when I hit 2.7 back in ‘95) running in your family, I may need to track down the dry one some day. We will have a nice dinner out somewhere, and then he or she will wakeup in a bathtub full of ice with new stitches on their midsection . . . Hopefully they wake up. Without a liver that might not happen.

With that new liver I would be unfrackin-touchable at beer pong. “Hoop me again, I dare you! It has no effect, mortal! Ahahahahaaaa!!!”

The Organization, MediaJanuary 25, 2006 12:12 pm

From today’s Seattle PI:

Nasty odor permeates Seattle

What’s that horrible smell? That was the question residents had Tuesday for the Seattle Fire Department, which fielded dozens of calls about the nasty odor.

“They came from all over the city,” fire spokeswoman Helen Fitzpatrick said, adding that more than 70 calls came in.

Uncategorized, Media, The CEOJanuary 15, 2006 11:53 pm

Early morning, April 4, shot rings out in the Memphis sky” are of course lyrics from U2 referring to the shooting of Martin Luther King. I’d never realized before that Bono screwed that one up: King was shot in the evening, not the early morning. Turns out that Bono acknowledged his error right after the album came out, and ever since usually sings “early evening” when performing the song live. Ah, the internet: useful for something besides gambling and porn. Who knew?

On a related note I’d be surprised if Fox didn’t think twice about the opening scene of the new season of “24,” airing on the eve of MLK day and all. While April 4 1968 wasn’t gratuitously evoked, the shooting of David Palmer on the show tonight made me think of it, and trust me, I am not what most people would call a sensitive fellow on issues like this.

The Organization, Media, The CEOJanuary 6, 2006 3:32 pm

Artist Accused of Vandalizing Urinal

A 76-year-old performance artist was arrested after attacking Marcel Duchamp’s “Fountain” _ a porcelain urinal _ with a hammer, police said.

Duchamp’s 1917 piece _ an ordinary white, porcelain urinal that’s been called one of the most influential works of modern art _ was slightly chipped in the attack at the Pompidou Center in Paris, the museum said Thursday. It was removed from the exhibit for repair.

Just slightly chipped? I’ll give the French performance artist the benefit of the doubt, and assume that he was using some sort of ineffective artist’s hammer, or perhaps a croquet mallet. I’ve hit porcelain urinals with a hammer before, sometimes even in the course of a paying job, but when I do it they violently explode into a million pretty little pieces of jagged shrapnel.

I think I understand where this guy is coming from: while I can’t give you a definition of art, I know it when I see it and/or create it, and an exploding urinal is art of the highest order and ranks high among my personal artistic achievments. Bravo for the effort, sir, even if it didn’t come off so well.

The Organization, Media, The CEODecember 28, 2005 12:18 pm

After repeated viewings of “For Your Eyes Only” (best Bond movie ever) I’ve decided to sell my Subaru and buy a 1981 Lotus Esprit Turbo, similar to the one below. The ski rack is an option I probably won’t go with, although I’m sure the Esprit is a great snow car. I’ll probably also take a pass on the anti-theft self-destruct system.

The Organization, Media, The CEO 11:53 am

The CEO got a sweet new phone for Christmas. It has a nice camera too, and can easily connect to my laptop via Bluetooth, so more pictures are coming for Kjel.org. Remember that the next time you are acting stupid and the CEO whips out his phone . . .

Motorola I think intentionally provides very few rings with the phone (and all crappy), essentially forcing you to buy a ringtone. Selecting a ringtone is problematic: your ringtone says something about you, and you don’t want it saying “I am a loser” or “I am a hipster dufus trying too hard” or “I am an eyebrow tweezing metrosexual.” Unless of course that is what you are trying to say.

Unfortunately most music ringtones are of just the chorus or the part of the song that includes the song title, and they often sound dumb because of it — I’d much rather have the instrumental intro in most cases. That being said on my old phone I had Journey (”Anyway you want it, that’s the way you need it, anyway you want it”) as the ringtone. It was dumb, true, but it was my tribute to Rodney Dangerfield so that made it OK. “So what? So let’s dance!”

RIP Rodney.

The Organization, Media, The CEODecember 27, 2005 1:36 pm

How am I supposed to make it through yet another day without knowing, to a scientifically proven certainty, which Red Dawn character I am?

Luckily I don’t have to:

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What, you actually expect me to work while I’m at work?

The Organization, Media, The CEODecember 12, 2005 2:13 pm

I don’t need to see Brokeback Mountain, mainly because I couldn’t take it seriously no matter how fine of a film it may be. I blame Cartman. An excerpt from an interview with the creators of South Park:

AP: Cartman once described independent movies as “gay cowboys eating pudding.” Now we have “Brokeback Mountain,” an upcoming movie by Ang Lee about gay cowboys.

Stone: If they have pudding in that movie, I’m going to lose my mind.

Uncategorized, The Organization, Media, The CEODecember 9, 2005 4:29 pm

Mark Nelsen, the weatherman on channel 12 has a new blog. In it he describes how he arrived at the current forecast, but he really should be using it to make fun of other weathermen in town when they screw up. I’m looking in your direction, Zaffino.

Uncategorized, The Organization, Media, The CEO is irritated.December 1, 2005 11:38 am

From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee.

I was promised a Winter Blast. Where is my Winter Blast, Matt? Where is it? Where?!?

Uncategorized, The Organization, MediaNovember 30, 2005 4:22 pm

Get ready for some of the best TV of the year:

A Winter Storm Watch has been issued for the Portland area, and full Storm Team Coverage cannot be far behind. Better get those gloves and hat out of the hamper, Sussman, I expect to see you out in it. You too Zaffino. I’ll be in front of a fire, sipping wine and watching you tell me about the icy armageddon outside.

The Organization, Media, The CEONovember 29, 2005 12:05 am

LOS ANGELES Nov 25, 2005 — Actor Pat Morita, best known for helping teach a boy martial-arts mastery through household chores as the wise Mr. Miyagi in “The Karate Kid,” has died. He was 73.

The Karate Kid movie is every wannabe ninja parent’s dream. I plan to show it to the Jr VP as many times as it takes for him to wax my car and be happy about it. He’s training, after all. Now come look at this old fence . . .

Your crane style is still strong, Miyagi-san:

Media, The CEO is irritated.November 28, 2005 2:21 pm

When did the term “Black Friday” come into common use to denote the Friday after Thanksgiving? Papers and TV news, both local and national, are throwing the term around like it’s a common phrase. I don’t think I’ve heard it before this year, and I’d prefer not to hear it again. Our nation already has a “Black Monday” and several other “Black” days. They all sucked. Do we really need another?

The Organization, Media 1:19 pm

Aliens, eh?

OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 — A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics — relations with “ETs.” By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: “UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head.” Mr. Hellyer went on to say, “I’m so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something.”

Hellyer revealed, “The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop.”

Hellyer warned, “The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, “The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide.”

No shit we are going to shoot them, they’re goddamned aliens. Have movies taught you nothing, Mr. Hellyer? And if not the U.S., then who? The Canucks are obviously not up to the task; they can barely deal with the mutants in the Forbidden Zone as it it.

I for one salute the Bush administration for their forethought and preparedness regarding the alien menace. I’ve been advocating a military moon base for years now; I’m glad someone finally listened.

Media, The CEONovember 10, 2005 12:26 am

Clearly not Tracy Barry.

Media, The CEONovember 9, 2005 10:37 pm

Africa, Pirates with RPG’s, space-age sonic weapons: too cool.

Pirates who attacked a luxury cruise ship off the eastern coast of Africa on Saturday were repelled at least partly by a nonlethal acoustic weapon developed for American Technology Corp.

“We don’t have the details, except that it was an LRAD that they used,” said Robert Putnam, a spokesman for the San Diego company. Norris developed the LRAD, or Long-Range Acoustic Device, for military use as a hailing and warning device, Putnam said.

The disk-shaped transmitter can emit an ear-splitting warning noise akin to a fire alarm as well as jackhammer-like pulses that can travel nearly two-thirds of a mile. At the limit of its range, the sound produced by the LRAD, is roughly 95 decibels – equivalent to standing a few feet away from a speeding subway train or chain saw.

Like a bullhorn, the device can be used to issue a verbal challenge to someone more than 1,600 feet away. An innovative design enables the LRAD to focus its acoustic energy within a relatively narrow 30-degree beam that acts like a “sound tunnel.”

It’s fortunate the vessel had a good captain.

Music, Media, The CEO is irritated.October 31, 2005 8:10 pm

It’s been Ford Truck Month for a great goddamn long time now. No one can dispute that I love TV with an unbridled passion, yet I also hate country music with at least a medium-warm fury.* Stupid Ford Truck ‘Month’ has been causing the latter to intrude on the former for a year now, minimum. Truck “Month” my ass.

And don’t get me started on the phrase “got a HEMI”. I’d rather not be asked to expand on my theory of dual-rear-wheel pickups (a “Duly”) and the self-perceived size of the, er, ego, of the little men who drive them . . .

*Johnny Cash is not country.

Media, Monkeys, The CEO 2:50 pm

These guys should have come to me for advice: Bear law happens to be a specialty of mine. I’m good with monkey, ape and Sasquatch law too.

COOS BAY, Ore. — For nine days, Rocky and Jonathan Perkett heard a lone black-bear cub wail from its hiding spot in a Coos County logging site.

They could drop a tree on it or rescue it. They chose the latter, and for two years the bear was like family. But when the authorities got wind of it, there was trouble a-bruin.

The father and son named her Windfall and raised her for two years. The men shared pizza and Dr Pepper with the bear and gave her free reign of their home in the woods outside Coos Bay. The bear slept in Jonathan Perkett’s bed, took showers and even had her hair blow-dried, Rocky Perkett says.

“Is there a law against a bear running around in your yard?” Perkett says. “Doesn’t she have rights as a bear?” The Perketts plan to hire an attorney and hope a glitch in the Oregon State Police’s search warrant will get the case tossed out, and in the best of cases get Windfall returned to them.

“The law says you can’t hold wild animals in any way,” says Wildlife Administrator Ron Anglin of the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW).

The Perketts maintain Windfall never was “held” or locked in a cage. They simply opened their house to her, Rocky Perkett says. She could come and go at will, he says. She learned to work the doorknobs, he said. “Everything they done here was unlegal,” Rocky Perkett says. “Since it’s all unlegal, I hope they will bring her back.”

Best of luck, Rocky. I hope you get her back too.

Media, The CEOOctober 24, 2005 9:09 pm

I am not really a hunter myself, but I don’t begrudge anyone else their hunting. Actually, one of these Falls I’d like to go on an upland gamebird hunt: walking across high fields with a friend or two, a gun and a dog, taking damn near impossible snap shots at flushing pheasant or quail — that looks to me like it could be fun.

So I am not sure why this so firmly rubs me the wrong way.

OAKLAND, Md. - An 8-year-old girl killed the first black bear of Maryland’s 2005 hunting season, downing the 211-pound adult male with two shots from a .243-caliber rifle about an hour after dawn Monday, the Department of Natural Resources said.

Might be the age of the shooter, or that she was using too small of a gun to ethically hunt bear, or that the whole thing just smells like a publicity stunt of some sort. I have a feeling that I wouldn’t like this girl’s parents. No evidence to back this up, just a feeling. A strong feeling.

Media, The CEOOctober 17, 2005 11:20 am

I’m not sure why, but it really bothers me that the Kentucky Fried Chicken TV ads use “Sweet Home Alabama” as the background music. Not like I have any great affinity for Alabama or Kentucky or anything . . .

Uncategorized, MediaOctober 14, 2005 10:47 am

What would make anyone think that she’d recently taken up meth?

Uncategorized, MediaOctober 13, 2005 12:30 pm

KOIN.com informs us that a movie will soon begin filming in Marion and Clackamas counties:

SALEM, Ore. — For the next five weeks, Marion and Clackamas counties will be hosting the filming of a new Hallmark Hall of Fame TV movie. . . .

The movie is based on a Terry Kay novel about a returning World War II veteran struggling to fit into a changed postwar world in rural North Carolina.

Marion and Clackamas counties must be very proud. It’s not every locale that can easily be made to look like postwar rural North Carolina.

MediaOctober 12, 2005 7:03 pm

The four people (counting me and the CFO) who have ever looked this blog know all about it already. Will national media pick it up? Seems like there might be a compelling national security or public safety issue in there somewhere. Lucky for us, CBS is “looking into the story.”

Media 11:21 am

Am I the only person who can see through the crypto-fascist propaganda spewing forth from Regence Blue Cross/Blue Shield? The TV ads run constantly, driving home the message “We can only change the world if we take charge” over and over again, showing the “good” things that happen when Regence “takes charge.” I don’t think I am exagerating when I say that these ads do no less than advocate a wholesale takeover of society by a totalitarian collectivist Regence Blue Cross/Blue Shield. Could their agenda be more obvious? Wake up people!

Regence apologists will claim that the speaker is referring to the listener taking charge. This is a typical head-in-the-sand response of someone who does not want to confront the real enemy. Remember, evil can only triumph when good people do nothing to stop it. “We can only change the world if we take charge.” Not on my watch, commie. Maybe after I run out of ammo, but not before.

MediaOctober 10, 2005 11:50 am

Update here on the ongoing investigation of Jihad Joe.

Another oddity about the coverage of this event: almost nowhere do they show a recent picture of Joe. Wonder why that would be? This is from an online article out of Nebraska.

MediaOctober 7, 2005 10:28 am

It seems very weird to me that the national media is not talking about Jihad Joe , the subhuman who prematurely detonated himself outside of the Oklahoma football stadium last weekend. All the details seem to point to a failed (”failed” in that Joe only managed to off himself, and didn’t take a bunch of infidels with him) suicide bombing attempt by a jihadi, but no one wants to say it. I’m glad I’m not going to any football games this weekend.

Uncategorized, MediaSeptember 23, 2005 11:26 am

Note to self: lock doors if ever driving through Pocatello, don’t make eye contact with anyone, don’t stop for anything. Pocatello breeds folks like this:

To the rest of the country, Scott Stevens is the Idaho weatherman who blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. To folks in Pocatello, he’s the face of the weather at KPVI News Channel 6.
. . . .
Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima.

Media, The CEOSeptember 21, 2005 1:44 pm

The new Chevrolet Impala tv ads irritate the bejeesus out of me. My specific problem is the way that the word “Impala” is pronounced. The voice-over says “im-pal-a”, as in “My pal got run over by an Impala”. I would expect the pronunciation to be “im-paul-a”, as in “Paul ran over some dude in his Impala.”

Looks like it’s time to write another letter.

MediaAugust 30, 2005 4:10 pm

This may not be real, but it is funny nontheless. I feel better knowing that Herr Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the case.