If you think that mommy’s little unborn monster will only need (or will only be able to earn) an associate degree, let me offer you this: Give him or her the middle name of Swearengen and I will pick up the tab for two years of college. This offer only stays on the table for another week or two, so you two fuckers better make your call soon.

That is the deal, take it or leave it. In the words of the great man himself: Here is my counter-offer to your counter offer. Go fuck yourself.