Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is my great pleasure to announce a promotion in the Kjel.org organization. The Chief Bride had a good run, but the wife of the Chief Educator shall no longer be known by that title. Henceforth she will have multiple titles that all can and will be used interchangeably. Some you should expect to see in the near future:

Chief Mommy-To-Be
Director of BeingKnockedUp
Concierge at the Fetus Hotel
Product Manager, Bun In Oven Division
Senior Director of Gestation

I’m sure there will be others as they occur to me.

Big Kjel.org congratulations to the happy parents-to-be. I talked to the Educator earlier today and I’m not sure if it all has fully sunk in for him yet. I recognized the feeling; it didn’t really feel real for me until the little tyke was actually born. Then it is real. All too real at certain times.

Holy crap this is going to be fun. 2009 just got one hell of a lot better than it was shaping up to be. El Jefe de Bebé, you lay off the heroin and the paint thinner huffing now you hear? The CFO had a real tough time with that during her pregnancies. And Chief Educator, what doing Saturday night? The end of your ‘I go out regularly’ lifestyle is approaching with a speed you might not realize, and we got ourselves a designated driver after all . . .

I foresee a Kjel.org baby naming contest in the not too distant future. Start thinking people.

Good Lord this is going to be awesome in all respects. I am going to really enjoy watching the changes occur at the Edumacator’s pad. Frankly I am having a hard time imagining them. For some reason I am reminded of this older Kjel.org post. This kid might be very, very tough.

8 trillion kinds of awesomeness here. Seriously.