“What a good parent am I” by the CEO.

Scene: Kjel.org eating dinner a few nights ago.

Jr. VP: [Has empty milk glass in front of him. Tries to take a drink but gets nothing] Ahhh, what the hell?

The CFO and I look at each other. She decides to take a run at it.

CFO: No, no, don’t say that, we say ‘what the heck’.

Jr. VP: You say ‘what the heck’. I say ‘what the hell.’

The CEO had to excuse himself, as the lad’s logic was unassailable. Also I didn’t want him to see me laugh. I mean really, what the fuck else was I supposed to do at that point?