The other night the Jr VP woke up at about 10:30 with a scream, and then started sobbing. The CFO went in to see what the matter was. Mommy! Mommy! There is a ghost in that closet! He woke me up! He said [cue monster sounding voice] Hello Soooorrrrrrrren! It was scary! The boy wasn’t the only one scared at this point. I’ve got a feeling that Mommy might have paused a second before opening that closet. At least she didn’t come and get me to do it. I mean really, what the hell am I supposed to do with a ghost? I’m fairly well equiped to deal with other sorts of monsters but a ghost? Attack it with a shop-vac maybe? Anyway, turns out the ghost was gone by the time Mommy investigated. Definitely something to keep an eye on though.
I wonder if this is related: the Chief Educator just got one of those fancy new phones that makes my Razr look like a relic from the distant past. I have been getting calls from it but not because the Chief is calling — someone (or something) else initiating the connection. When I answer I sometimes can hear the Chief talking to his students, but usually it is just silence. It is a little bit eerie. AS IF I WAS BEING CALLED BY A GHOST!
I always yell back into my phone hoping that I’ll be heard on the other end, but no luck so far on that one. As far as I know.
Why am I starting to feel like a character in a Japanese horror movie?
