The Jr VP is sitting on the couch next to Daddy. Everything is calm. Not for long.

Jr VP: “Daddy, let’s play rough!”

CEO: “Huh,wha-”

Daddy’s ability for speech leaves him when the first flurry of blows land. Jr punches Daddy repeatedly, laughing like a maniac the whole time.

Jr VP: “Daddy! Daddy! We’re playing rough! Yay daddy”

CEO, able to speak again: Ow! Stop! Ooof! Ah! Don’t hit me or anyone else there ever again!

The lad stops his abuse and goes back to reading his book.

Jr VP: OK. Sorry Daddy!

CEO: Just don’t do it again. Dear God please don’t do it again.

Daddy unsteadily rises from the couch to get advil and some ice.