Available soon, first in the Fine Furnishings department of various upscale retailers. Gourmet grocery stores soon thereafter. Eventually mall kiosks and certain Plaid Pantries. Then, finally, on homeless people and present in the news coverage of various disaster and third world relief efforts.
Kjel.org update: we’ve set a move date of August 9. We’ve finally wised up and are hiring professionals to handle the move. I plan on drinking mai tais on the new deck while those guys struggle to get my bed upstairs. I might close the blinds first I think.
Anyone out there looking to purchase a three bedroom home in far southwest Portland? Price recently lowered. Again.
Coming this winter if the housing market doesn’t pick up: “Señor [CEO]? No lo conozco. Lo siento, me llamo Miguel Sanchez.”
One final note: there is a house on Miles Court right now that is chock full of new presents. I have a key if anyone wants to go over and pick through them. Some of those new towels looked awfully nice . . . Let me know.
