You want to know what is awesome? Really? You want to know? Let the CEO tell you what is awesome: owning two houses, but living in the one that doesn’t have air conditioning while the one that has a newly optimized A/C unit sits vacant. Capital fucking A Awesome. Our portable unit (AC-D2 as he is called) is buried in boxes at the other house and a pain in the ass to move anyway, so for now, I am taking my air straight from Mother Nature. And Mother Nature is presently being a royal bitch.

It’s 98 degrees outside my house right now according to the Kjel.org weather station (others might call it a thermometer), but only 85 inside according the thermostat. I got a feeling inside will catch up with outside pretty soon. Great.