Price recently reduced!

Fuck you Down Housing Market. You too Soft Economic Indicators.

I suppose the message on that sign is better than Foreclosure Imminent but still. The suck-level gauges at Kjel.org recently passed yellow and are approaching a light orange-ish zone. Once the needles hit burnt sienna the CEO might start to lash out a bit and/or go slightly catatonic. Let’s not get to that point. You don’t want to know what happens when they hit the redline. Seriously, help me sell this place. Send this link to anyone you know who might be interested in getting out of a rental or an apartment and into a nice starter home in SW Portland. Based on my latest calculations I estimate that I am ~six months away from faking my own death. I’d rather not. Please help me out here. The CFO would also appreciate it.