Someone has recently watched Cars a few too many times
On the way home from ’school’ last night:
“Daddy, go faster!” You’re the boss. I stomped on it. The Suby growled. “Faster Daddy! Win the Piston Cup!” Stinky we’re doing 80 in a 35 zone. We can’t go too much faster. “But you’ve got to take the checkered flag?!?!” The checkered flag will be mine, don’t you worry about that. Say, could you doublecheck for me that your little brother is buckled in tight? I’d do it myself but I’m a little busy right now.” “OK Daddy. But go faster!” Maybe I need to rethink who really should be the boss here, but damn we got home quickly. You can’t argue with results like that.
