At the dinner table at the HQ tonight the Jr. VP had a small, er, accident. Jr: Oh no! Pee-pee in my pants! Sorry Mommy! Sorry Daddy!
We told him it was no big deal. After all: Pee-Pee Happens. Mommy got him cleaned up and then we tried to continue dinner. Still, Stinky kept apologizing. Eventually Mommy says to the lad: No need to apologize Stinkboy, accidents happen. Let’s just have some dinner and forget about it. Did you also have an accident at school today or something?
The Jr. VP responded clear as day (and I still laugh a bit as I type it out): Oh man! Today at school I went pee-pee everywhere!. He then followed up that comment with But it’s a long story. Then he was quiet.
Well played Stinky: No reason to elaborate if you don’t have to.
