For the record, the Seattle Seahawks are not soley responsible for their loss against Green Bay on Saturday. The Chief Educator shares part of the blame: he jinxed them early. At 14-0 for Seattle early, that dumbass started to celebrate. I believe it’s over! came out of his mouth. The Chief Sniper picked up on the jinx immediately; I thought he was going to punch the Educator. In retrospect he probably should have.

I made the comment wow, it’s really coming down now! several times during the game. Every time they cut to commercial and then came back I swear it was snowing harder than before. Finally I quit saying it: I didn’t want to be known decades hence as the man responsible for the worst blizzard in Wisconsin history.