One of my favorite moments involving the Chief Bride is the time that I busted out some quote from the movie Grease in front of her. She sat there just staring at me, eyes agape and jaw hanging slack. Her brain: I recognize the CEO in front of me. I recognize those words as a quote from Grease. But putting them together does not compute. You may not know this but the CEO has probably seen or at least heard the movie Grease more than 100 times. My sisters loved that stupid movie when they were kids and would put it on every single goddamn day when they got home from school, no matter what. Through no conscious choice of my own that movie has seeped into me, and I can probably quote every song lyric and most lines. Scary and disturbing I know. I get chills just thinking about it, and they’re multiplying.

The Bride, CFO, and some other ladies I think are going to the Grease Sing Along at Cinema 21 tonight. When I finally get sent to hell I imagine it will be quite similar. I hope they have fun though.