Is there something wrong with you if you find yourself thinking about how to most amusingly cause harm to a five year old kid? Last night as we were leaving some punk at the Jr. VP’s ’school’ made a comment about him being a baby and still wearing diapers. I don’t think the lad heard, or if he did, he just ignored it. He’s more adult than Daddy; Daddy wanted to pick up the mouthy kid by his ankles and then drop him. Onto my swinging foot. I could get 5 or 6 seconds of hang time I think.

I could do it, too. It’s been scientifically proven. Him and 23 of his buddies.

24

That number sounds low to me, but then again I’m not in very good shape.