This Saturday night must be one of the most difficult nights of the year to find a babysitter. Almost everyone I know has some sort of holiday party or obligation this Saturday night, including me and the CFO. We were lucky to find a friend of the CFO who can watch the lads for a few hours. Otherwise we were pretty much down to calling this guy:

Tacoma teen accused of tossing baby cousin
TACOMA — Tacoma police believe a 15-year-old boy might have thrown his baby cousin in the air and let him fall to the ground. There’s also evidence the 13-month old was violently shaken. The teen who had been baby-sitting was charged Tuesday in juvenile court in Tacoma with assault and Pierce County prosecutors say a hearing will be held Dec. 24 to determine if the case will move to adult court. Court records say the baby was admitted Monday to Mary Bridge children’s hospital with serious injuries.

I’d bet I could negotiate him down on his per-hour rate, too.