Two guys got on the elevator with me today. They were apparently in the middle of a fascinating conversation, but since they were only traveling one floor I overheard but a snippet of it. Here it is:

“… the thing about cat meat is that you only get diarrhea the first time you eat it. After that, your body will start producing the required enzymes and then you’ll be able to properly digest. . .”

I really wanted to ask the guy about that, but they got off too fast. Damn those fast elevators!