Kjel.org might be moving to Pullman soon; the CFO is thrilled. Thrilled, I tells ya. I’ve submitted my resume to Washington State University, and, if accepted, next season I will be the head coach of the WSU football team. I don’t really expect to be hired as head coach, and frankly, head coach is not the job I want. I’m doing it just to position myself for the true dream job should it also become available: WSU offensive coordinator. I like to imagine sitting up in the booth drawing up triple reverse quarterback-throwback type plays, most of them run out of either the wishbone or the shotgun. A lot of tackle-eligible stuff in the playbook too, plus a couple of double-secret trick plays that we’ll save just for the Apple Cup. I’ve got one in mind called Dogstomper option right that I am just itching to run some year. Also, we are not going to punt. Ever. The good Lord gave WSU four downs in which to move the football, and by God move it we will.

One more game for the Cougs this year. I hope they show up for this one; on Saturday against the Beavs they didn’t. If you can’t get excited about a chance to beat up on the Huskies, then you probably shouldn’t be playing on my* football team.

* Mine soon anyway. At the least the offense.