The CEO making your life better one tip at a time:

If you are getting a sandwich at lunch and grab an extra packet of mayonnaise from the condiment bar, don’t put it in your front pants pocket, especially if you also have your keys in there already. Keys are pokey; plastic mayo packets are weak. It’s always nice to have a big greasy white stain on the front of your pants just in time for the 1:30 management meeting. Walking into Jr’s ’school’ this afternoon should be enjoyable too. Hopefully I’m not tasered in the parking lot by some concerned parent.