The CEO’s production has been down on all fronts and for that I am truly sorry. Unfortunately Charles Montgomery Burns is correct:

“Family, religion, friends. . . these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church… or synagogue.”

Monty left “website updates” and “running a smalltime gambling operation related to college football” off of his list, but otherwise he was spot on.

All will be well soon, I promise. After Labor Day anyway.