Were the CEO ever to have shat himself (recently anyway — knock on wood) I’d like to imagine that I also would have woken up when I did the deed and/or when I was subsequently re-pantsed. Not so with the Intern. He remained asleep during the entire process*, and later might be confused when he wakes up wearing different pants than those he fell asleep in. Reminds me of the CEO’s morning last Tuesday, but that’s neither here nor there right now. . .
* Not entirely true: there was a small growl when a certain cold diaper wipe met the Intern’s naughty bits the first time around (the Intern primarily express his feelings through grunts, growls, and the occasional small shriek). But the second time the wipe was deployed? Nothing but snoring. Loud, loud snoring. That’s my Little Dude.
