Kjel.org (except for the CEO) has been at the beach for the last few days. The CFO’s parents rented a house in Tierra Del Mar on the Oregon coast, and everyone but me has been relaxing out there since Monday. Me? Thanks for asking. I’ve been relaxing at the HQ. Video games, underwear (as in the CEO is not wearing pants), gin-n-tonics and Pockets, Hot. I can also now watch movies with swearing, violence, guns, nudity, and/or puppets or all five instead of a movie about a kidnapped fish. I’ve been taking full advantage.
While I miss the rest of Kjel.org (quick shoutout to the Jr. VP: You’re my special boy! Be nice to Mommy! Please don’t bite the Intern or Mommy!) I’d be lying if I said that a couple days of quiet at the HQ wasn’t nice. And everyone knows that the CEO never lies.*
I have it on good authority that Kjel.org’s primary flora vendor and his lovely family will be in Pacific City over the weekend as well — Stinkboy’s head will explode with happiness at seeing his friend, young miss Pinkdog Junior.
I’m headed out to the coast tomorrow to join the brood and since those coast people haven’t yet discovered this internet thingy, no updates until Sunday evening at the earliest. If I can get back to the HQ. Last time I left the CFO at the beach getting home was like something out of the Odyssey; I’m hoping to avoid an epic journey this time around. I would though like to (again) kill a Cyclops. Maybe in McMinnville this time? The Amity one? Dead, after last year’s efforts.
* Tax returns don’t count. Nor do background investigations on the CEO’s friends performed by the Fedederals. Or done by the local cops. Also for harmless white lies. Or lies to cover up transgressions, either business or personal. If you really need to know what does or doesn’t count as a lie to the CEO please send to the HQ a self addressed stamped envelope and I will send you a copy of the most recently updated Schedule 43C-2, the current list of acceptable lies at Kjel.org. Or at least in the CEO’s opinion. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
