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The CEO, Parenting tips from the CEOJuly 25, 2007 4:36 pm

Often if I am asleep for too long in the morning and the Jr. VP is awake, the CFO will send him in to wake me up. Wake up Daddy!! yelled in my ear from point blank range followed with a headbutt was the lad’s preferred method for a long time. Now though? The CFO sent him in this morning and all he did was make sure I had enough covers on me and say Night night Daddy in a quiet little voice. I got up a little later and thanked the lad for helping me. Stinkboy does the same for the Intern while he is in his little chair; nice to see this sort of thing rub off. Then it was off to the factory for me.

I get worried leaving the CFO at home all day unsupervised. Who knows what sort of mischief she might get into? Luckily, she’s got her WWTCEOTMTD* bracelet to consult should any problems arise so I think she’ll be fine.

* What Would The CEO Tell Me To Do? Note that it is specifically not WWTCEOD. The bracelet is meant to help, after all.

The CEO 12:43 pm

This just in! The Weekly World News (aka The Official News Magazine of Kjel.org) has ceased publication. Dammit. Now how am I supposed to keep track of Batboy? Did you know that Kjel.org is the #1 Google result when you search on “love your Batboy”? Now you do.