I found a new best friend over the weekend. Bought him is actually more accurate. He looks a little like R2-D2, but is better: could R2 turn evil hot air into pleasant cold? I think not. I call my new best friend “A.C.” Here is a picture of him, regulating:

Glorious. I’ve been trying to increase the size of Kjel.org’s carbon footprint (since there seem to be so many folks slacking off on that front lately, and the damned climate isn’t going to change itself. Unless of course global warming is not caused by man and is instead part of the natural cycle of things, but I digress. . . ) and I think this is going to help quite a bit. Sure I’m heating up the neighborhood, but the HQ is a sanity inducing 70 degrees. And my enemies list will stay safely tucked away where it belongs. Odds that it might otherwise have come out tomorrow? Looking high: