I prefer to call it an action-figure
The CFO recently purchased a doll for the Jr. VP with the idea being to get him used to the thought of having a small baby around. Jr. was presented with the, er, doll, and he grabbed it with a grin and said baby! baby! So far so good. Then he bit the fake infant square in the forehead, held him in his teeth and shook him like a coyote shaking a dead or soon-to-be-dead rabbit. Hmm. Probably shouldn’t play with the doll around Mommy, stinkboy. You’ll just worry her. And our case worker too, if she is around.
