A few siblings of Kjel.org should read the following story. If they can, that is:

Research Finds Firstborns Gain the Higher I.Q.
The eldest children in families tend to develop higher I.Q.’s than their siblings, researchers are reporting today, in a large study that could settle more than a half-century of scientific debate about the relationship between I.Q. and birth order.

The CEO, CFO, and now, the Jr. VP. It’s a tough job being the smartest sibling, but I know Stinkboy will be able to handle it.