I sure am glad that Kjel.org isn’t going on an Alaskan cruise any time soon. It just sounds too dangerous:

Seattle-based cruise ship hits rock near Juneau
JUNEAU, Alaska — A Seattle-based cruise ship ran aground 49 miles west of Juneau near Hanus Reef in Lynn Canal at about 2 a.m. today, the Coast Guard reported, and all passengers were safely taken aboard other vessels. Ann Marie Ricard, a spokeswoman for Majestic America Line, said all passengers had been evacuated from the Empress of the North and that the ship was on its way back to Juneau under its own power for a damage assessment. The passengers were on the second day of a seven-day cruise when the ship ran aground, she said.

I bet that water is chilly.