The institutional mouthpiece of Kjel.org

The CEOMay 14, 2007 12:22 pm

My eventual destination

I was actually hoping for Level 3, but what can you do?

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

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The Organization 11:37 am

The Chief Bride’s heart will go on

I sure am glad that Kjel.org isn’t going on an Alaskan cruise any time soon. It just sounds too dangerous:

Seattle-based cruise ship hits rock near Juneau
JUNEAU, Alaska — A Seattle-based cruise ship ran aground 49 miles west of Juneau near Hanus Reef in Lynn Canal at about 2 a.m. today, the Coast Guard reported, and all passengers were safely taken aboard other vessels. Ann Marie Ricard, a spokeswoman for Majestic America Line, said all passengers had been evacuated from the Empress of the North and that the ship was on its way back to Juneau under its own power for a damage assessment. The passengers were on the second day of a seven-day cruise when the ship ran aground, she said.

I bet that water is chilly.

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The CEO is irritated., Parenting tips from the CEO 11:13 am

One more reason to have a time machine

Why I get a little nervous when the Jr. VP insists on yelling “Hi! Hi! Hola! Hola!” to every person he meets:

Police: Hammer attack suspect previously hit child
PORTLAND, Ore. - A man charged with trying to kill a woman with a hammer at a Beaverton Fred Meyer over the weekend had previously been in court for striking a 6-year-old in the throat, police said Monday . . . On Monday police released more information about Osterholme’s background. According to police, he was arrested at his Beaverton apartment in May 2002 in connection with the striking of a 6-year-old boy. Police said the boy was playing outside in the apartment complex’s parking lot when he walked up to Osterholme to say hello. Police said Osterholme apparently swore at the boy and then hit the youth in the throat with what police described as a “judo-style chop.”

On the other hand though, if I had seen that happen to the Jr. VP I would have put aside my personal prohibition against murdering people (and would have repeatedly slammed a car door into that bastard’s head, most likely) and that poor Beaverton woman would still be fine today.

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