The folks in Bellevue and Seattle expect to see some new tricks from the Jr. VP, even beyond his newfound dance moves. To that end I’m trying to teach him a few things, both kissing related. First off, I think it would be funny if he were to kiss his grandma’s hand when they meet, Pepe Le Pew style. This is tougher to teach than you might think, mainly because the lad likes to bite and we can’t have him biting a certain someone’s hand, especially on Mothers Day.
Second, in the past I’ve tried teach the lad to do stuff that warns his playmates of an impending attack. I taught him the phrase “Watch Out Mommy!” and he even uses it once in a while before he does something dangerous to the CFO. In that vein I am going to try to get him to always flex and “kiss his guns” before launching an attack of any sort. It’ll be funny and useful, letting his potential victims know that an assault is inbound.
Also, if you have 5 minutes to kill I highly recommend this clip. It has three of my favorite things: Eric Cartman, Slayer, and hippies getting dismembered.
