One thing I really dislike about my new office is that the windows don’t open. If they did, I’d have a clear field of fire:

May Day marchers to make their way through downtown Portland
PORTLAND, Ore. - Advocates for worker’s rights and immigration reform plan to march in downtown Portland on Tuesday for the annual May Day rally. The rally is a permitted event and will begin at 4 p.m. in the South Park Blocks (at Southwest Park and Salmon) with marchers winding their way through downtown Portland. Back in 2000, police and activists clashed during that year’s rally and two dozen people were arrested. However, police expect this year’s event will be much calmer.

Until I try to drive home anyway. At that point all bets are off.