I think that “Tank Wayne” has a nice ring to it. Since Stinkboy is overall on the side of justice, it only stands to reason that this next one will be generally evil. Might as well give him an appropriate name to go along with it:
The Classic Middle Name
It only occurred to me in the early 1990s that “Wayne” was a popular middle name among a few of the most heinous murderers of our time, e.g., the clown John Wayne Gacy (who killed almost three dozen boys and young men in the late 1970s and buried most of them beneath the floorboards of his Des Plaines, Ill., home) and Elmer Wayne Henley (sentenced to six consecutive life terms in 1974 in Houston for his role, with ringleader Dean Allen Corll, in the murders of 27 young men). I began to publish periodic lists in 1996, and soon readers made sure I never missed a one that made the news. This is a mighty impressive (so to speak) group, and below is an alpha listing.
Click the link above to see the impressive list of people who Tank will share a middle name with.
