It is generally a poor parenting technique to allow your two year old to play with a cheap glass snowglobe while standing precariously on a kitchen chair over a hardwood floor. It is even worse when the snowglobe has King Kong climbing the Empire State building in it, and a certain boy likes to bang his chest, make screeching noises and jump around whenever he sees a primate of any sort (most humans excepted). Luckily, when the monkey-boy falls off his chair he is likely to fling the snow globe instead of falling on it. Water with little flecks of white will be sprayed everywhere, along with broken glass. A very sad and mad boy is produced in this manner.