Kjel.org acquired a storage unit at a new place that just opened up on Barbur. It is just up the way from The Big Bang, if for some reason that helps you find it. The CEO really wanted to rent space at a place called “Storage-com” (yet they have no website as far as I can tell) located underneath the Castle Superstore, but that was just a teeny bit too sketchy for the CFO. Anyway, now we are knee deep in the process of moving a large chunk of our crappy old stuff down to the unit so that we’ll have room for all the shiny new stuff that Tank’s arrival will generate.

The storage unit provider made it very clear that (among other things) I can’t cook, spend the night, accept mail at or operate a business out of my unit. All reasonable. But they also seek to prevent me from storing explosives or other hazardous materials in the unit. But according to the CFO I can’t keep them at home either. Something is gonna have to give: I can’t keep that stuff out at my poker shack in the swamp forever.