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Suspended teacher carried out of Moses Lake High School
MOSES LAKE, Wash. — A teacher who has been suspended since January, apparently in part for a derogatory crack about a Mormon-run university, was carried out of Moses Lake High School after “initiating a riot,” officials said. Four school personnel carried Samson “Sam” Lyman, a science teacher, out of the building by his arms and legs Wednesday after he burst through the cafeteria doors and began yelling that he had been treated unfairly, peppering his language with obscenities, Principal Dave Balcom said. “When (school officials) approached him, he jumped on a chair and started initiating a riot in our school commons,” Balcom said. “Unfortunately it led to us having to remove him.”