Junior has superior dental hygeine. Or would, if he got his way.
The Daylight Savings time shift really messed with the boy. He slept in yesterday and then didn’t take a nap, then he didn’t want to wake up this morning. When he doesn’t sleep he gets extremely irritable and the slightest thing can set him off; he’ll have a screaming fit at the drop of a hat. Jr. had the worst one yesterday I’ve seen yet. The CFO wouldn’t let him brush his teeth a third time (he loves brushing his teeth, which really involves him sucking the tasty baby-toothpaste off of a wet brush) and made him put the brush away. Jr. exploded with rage. He pitched a enormous screaming fit, and kicked and pounded on the floor. This time though he also started banging the wall with a kitchen chair. Check out the marks on the paint:
And when Mommy put a quick stop to that, Jr. pointed at the front door and yelled “Go Mommy” and I don’t think he meant it in a “Go Mariners” type of way. Unheard of behavior from a boy who loves his Mommy, but like his Mommy, he’ll do crazy things if he doesn’t get enough sleep. Sleep tight tonight Stinkboy. For the love of God, sleep tight.
