Damn you straight to hell!!
Suffice to say, the work in my kitchen did not go well; the CEO is pretty inept with these sorts of things. The only way I even got close to successfully completing the job was to have the Chief Sniper and his young apprentice assist. Thank you gentlemen, and young man, please allow the CEO to again apologize for some of the words that came out of his mouth that afternoon. Do not repeat those words, especially around your Mommy.
A wise man once said “If anything’s gonna happen, it’s gonna happen out there.” It was just that sort of attitude that prompted my, in hindsight, somewhat rash actions the other day. A tip from the CEO: If you ever are going to cut a garbage disposal out of your sink using a sawzall, you might consider taking steps to ensure that the rest of the plumbing is able to withstand the trauma and won’t crack or otherwise leak from all the vibrations. Just a suggestion.
