The CFO has several social acquaintances who also happen to be gay men; all men with a wife or girlfriend should be so lucky as the CEO. It’s a fabulous arrangement. Case in point: the CFO and one of her male friends are off to see Dream Girls tomorrow afternoon. The CFO was kind enough not to make a liar out of the the CEO by asking me if I “wanted” to go with her. She instead just called up another man she happens to know who (for whatever reason) has been dying to see that film, and off they’ll go. Bullet dodged. Jr. and the CEO will be home watching the NFL playoffs and eating cheese and various pork products.