I’ve never eaten horse before (as far as I know — I have eaten at some sketchy restaurants in Eastern Europe. And in London. And Salem), but I might start, primarily as a way to protest silly laws that should never have been born.

I imagine the meat itself is a bit stringy, like a (beef) pot roast. I’ll slow cook it it with some root vegetables perhaps, or maybe in some bbq sauce. Anyone know where I can get horse meat around here?