The Jr. VP is apparently very respectful of our national symbols. He repeatedly shushed his two babysitters (thanks Chief Educator and * [his date]!) when they tried to talk over the Star Spangled Banner while watching the World Series. I have no idea where that came from, but I don’t really mind: it’s better than him getting into his head the idea that he should be lighting flags on fire or spitting at veterans or something.

Why are the two of you not shutting up now?

* Official Kjel.org title redacted for reasons of national security.