The CEO and CTO are going up to the woods to shoot guns on Saturday. Pretty much everyone is invited, and anyone who wants to come should give me a call; we can always scare up another rifle for you if you want to join us.

However, there is a certain someone who wants to come with us who may be just a little bit too fired up to get his hands on a loaded firearm. Someone who says they may show up in “camo and face paint”. Someone who claims to be the reincarnation of Vasily Zaitsev, a heroic sniper for Mother Russia during the Great Patriotic War. Someone who against all comers will defend Hostess apple pies, baseball, the Internet, Tivo, Rock ‘n Roll, dollar-value-menus, Milky Ways, beer gardens, Taco Bell, six bladed razors, and everything else that makes this country great, with no thoughts for himself. In other words, someone who is one hell of a man:

You want a piece of Team Lothey? Bring it!!!

*A hearty thanks to the Chief Photographer.