A ghost appeared at the Chief Educators house a few days ago:
I believe the Chief Academic didn’t actually intend to be sighted, let alone photographed.
I also just discovered today that the Chief Educator and * [another person] are holding a garage sale at their pad on Saturday. I may go over and see how much of my stuff is for sale, and possibly try to shoplift some of it. And some of their stuff too, for that matter. There is a certain sandwich-maker I’ve had my eye on for some time now. I long ago liberated its companion, the waffle-iron; that sandwich machine may finally be coming home to papa this weekend too.
* Title redacted for reasons of national security

Did I forget to mention the insanely low prices. Everything has to go. You should see what I priced the chainsaw for. The national security has set up anti-theft traps. You have been warned.
Comment by Mulk — August 18, 2006 @ 10:28 pm