The CEO and the last man to escape The Dalles are headed to a show Saturday night. The CEO loves the punk rock, but these days he rarely gets out to see any bands. The last punk show I saw was the Misfits and GWAR, which (while absolutely AWESOME) was too long ago. Social Distortion is an old favorite of the CEO’s from 15-20 years ago; I just hope the kids at the show won’t mind an old, closeted punk in jeans and a golf shirt. Black golf shirt, at least. And, since my sister’s (the one Jr. calls Annanananananana) friend’s sister’s roommate is dating the Social D drummer, it’s like we’re practically in the band anyway.

I also really need to get out and see 800 Octane sometime soon. Chief Pimpaho, talk to me when you want to go.