I can understand why urban crime rates go up during heat waves. It’s 89 degrees inside the HQ right now (99 outside), and I really feel like stabbing somebody. When stuff like typing, operating a doorknob, or even aiming the remote causes me to work up a sweat, the CEO’s natural propensity for violence comes to the forefront. In the same way that smoke calms angry bees, air conditioning soothes the savage CEO. We don’t have air conditioning. Probably for the better that the CFO is still at the beach.