Don’t turn your back on him for a second: the Jr. VP now has the ability to climb on anything at any time, and then laugh at you when he gets to the top without being stopped. The other week it was just the white chair; now its highchairs, stools, kitchen tables, dressers, you name it. At any time now I fully expect to turn my back for 45 seconds and find him outside up on a ladder, giggling at me. It’s not all bad: maybe I can show Monkey Boy how to clean the gutters at the HQ.