The Jr. VP reaches base camp. He considers taking a breather before attempting the summit.
Screw that, he thinks. I’ll put on some inspirational music (Mix-A-Lot) and try for the top. Man, I wish I had a Powersauce bar.
Success! I rule! Ahh, the majesty of being up so high, and in so much danger. Surely though a responsible adult is close by with his hands free ready to catch me, and not preoccupied with little buttons on a camera phone.
I am so happy with myself that I can’t even look normal! Swass points, no deduction!!
Now, sweet repose after my grueling climb.
