If you should happen to be visiting the HQ in the near future, be on your guard. Someone in Kjel.org is turning into a bully, and it’s not the CFO this time.

Jr. is still a biter, and the owner of a wicked head-butt, but he is also now happy just to run at you at full speed and see what happens. Sometimes he holds a pillow in front of his face to cushion the blow. Sometimes he holds a hammer in each hand, flailing away as he runs. If Jr. somehow gets you down and then gets a hold of your shirt, he won’t hesitate to yank it up and start blowing raspberries (if he’s in a good mood) or biting you (all other times) square on the belly until you manage to stop him. If there is music playing, there’s a fair to good chance that he will then get up and do a little victory dance after he’s done with you. And since he’s recently learned how to turn on the radio, if the boy wants to get down with a victory dance he doesn’t need you to get it started.

After his victory dance he might even head to the kitchen floor for a victory snack. He cleverly hides snacks down there several times a week, usually by throwing them into hiding places during normal meal times. As often as not, when Jr. wants something tasty to devour, he can find it down there. A celebratory cheerio that’s been under the dishwasher for three days apparently tastes better than a fresh one. Ah, the sweet taste of victory!