The Jr. VP loves playing outside with the hose, helping mommy to water the plants. He loves it so much that he will scream bloody murder if you try to remove him from the activity, even if he is soaked, starving and shivering. What can I say? The boy loves his hose.

Once the hot weather gets here though is when I think he and I will really have our fun. The HQ has hose bibs on either side of the structure, and the hoses are long enough: I am looking forward to introducing the boy to the simple joy of a nice hose fight. Daddy of course will be the one with the high pressure nozzle on his hose, but if I’m feeling charitable I’ll show Jr. how to do that thing with his thumb to make the spray stronger. Odds of the CEO feeling charitable? Slim.