Why does Jr. look so concerned? Is it because the other man in the picture is finally returning to civilization after having spent some months in the wilds of Bangladesh? Is he carrying any horrible diseases? Will he be able to re-adjust to air conditioning and clean water? Did he go native and freak out, a la Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now? Jr. will just have to wait and see.

That’s right, the Chief Brother in Law himself will be making an appearance in Portland later this week to regale us all with tales of certain death narrowly avoided at the hands of deadly traffic, exotic viruses, standard issue terrorists, and horrible, horrible curry.