The next time Jr. seems like a handful I am going to think of these people:

SEATTLE - A Poulsbo woman has delivered quintuplets at Swedish Medical Center in Seattle. The four girls, a boy and their mother are reportedly all OK after a C-section operation. . . . Courtnee Stevenson had been resting in bed or the hospital for nearly four months after a fertility treatment. She and her husband Mike already have a 3-year-old daughter. The family currently lives in a mobile home.

If I am in husband Mike’s place I really start thinking pretty seriously about faking my own death. That is if the CFO didn’t do it first.