An open letter to the Jr. VP:

Dearest Stinkboy,

With regard to the incident in the bath last night, and the prospect of future similar incidents, there are a few things you should keep in mind. Daddy has a long memory, and an impressive ability to recall and avenge slights, both real and imagined. Remember this.

One day, hopefully, you will live on your own, in a dwelling that features indoor plumbing. A bathtub or shower will belong to you. As things currently stand, I owe you one occurance of payback. Let’s just keep it at one, shall we?

Best regards,

Daddy