Feeling a bit gun shy, Zaffino? Everyone else is promising major snow, but you seem to be equivocating? Why might that be? Allow me to be clear: the CEO is owed a Winter Blast. Kjel.org needs a Winter Blast. Promise it already, Matthew.

Zaffino: Just make it snow already dammit. My house is up on a hill so it shouldn’t even be that difficult for you. You’ve messed about long enough this winter don’t you think?

Matt, I have a toddler now and he would really like to play in the snow. He wanted to play earlier this year too, but it was not to be . . . despite what we were told. He cried for two weeks. Does it make you feel like a big man to promise my son snow and then take it away? Does it Matt? Huh? Does it? Huh? Does it!?! Yeah, I bet. He’s just a little boy, weatherman. Make him happy for once.